If You Tell Me To Smile, I'll Shoot Your D*ck Off - Funny Feminist Women's Relaxed Fit Tee

Smile? Nah, we’re good. This funny feminist graphic tee puts outdated expectations on blast with vintage cowgirl flair and just the right amount of attitude. Perfect for anyone who’s ever been told to “look pleasant” and thought, not today, partner. Soft cotton, bold print, and zero patience for nonsense.

• Soft, breathable cotton that feels great from first wear to last nerve
• Relaxed women’s fit — not boxy, not tight, just right
• Holds its shape with pre-shrunk fabric and side-seamed construction
• Classic crew neck that sits comfortably (no weird bunching)
• Light enough for layering, strong enough for loud opinions
• Ethically made and responsibly sourced in the Americas

WHAT IS PRINT ON DEMAND?
This item is made just for you when you order—so it might take a smidge longer to arrive, but it’s worth the wait. Why? Printing on demand means less waste and no sad piles of unsold stuff. Luckily, our printing/shipping partners are strategically located throughout the lower 48 states so travel distance to your door is minimized. Thanks for keeping things smart and sustainable!

SHIPPING
Your order will typically arrive in 5–9 days, Monday through Saturday between 7 am and 6 pm CST — including the time it takes to print your item. Orders placed outside these hours will begin processing the next shipping day. Need it faster? Our expedited shipping option usually delivers in 2–4 days (but it will increase your total cost). For more details, check our shipping policies tab below or see our full FAQ.

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