A: All Snarkable shirts follow standard U.S. sizing and are considered true-to-fit. Each product page has a size chart — check it before you check out. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up. Or down. You know your vibe better than we do.

A: Most orders are printed and shipped out within 2–3 business days. After that, it’s in the hands of the carrier — and sometimes the supply chain gods. You’ll get tracking info as soon as it ships. We don’t offer overnight delivery (we’re not Amazon and we’re fine with that). We are offering expedited delivery on select items for a premium (about 2x price) and that usually arrives in around 3-4 days (excluding Sunday) from ordering. Fast shipping is excluded from any available Free Shipping offers.

A: Maybe — but only if you catch us really fast. Since everything is printed to order, we start production pretty quickly. Email us right away if something’s off, and we’ll do our best to intercept it before it hits the press.

Not at the moment. We like to think the shirt does the talking. If you’re sending a gift, consider warning the recipient that something amazing is about to show up.

A: Yes! We now offer free shipping with $59 purchase. Cannot be combined with other offers. Gift card purchases excluded from free shipping offer.

A: Not really. They’re printed on preshrunk cotton or cotton-blend tees. If you blast them in the hottest dryer setting for an hour, you might get a tiny bit of shrinkage — but rest assured —we purchase only high quality shirts that can safely take a dip in the ole whirlpool without fear of shrinkage, Jerry.

A: Our fast shipping partners require a phone number to complete delivery. If you skipped it, your order might still process, but it could be voided within a few business days. Email us at info@snarkable.com ASAP — we might be able to update your order with your contact phone number before it gets canceled by the carrier. Doesn't it feel nice when someone really wants your number? 

A: Fair is fair. If your order shows up defective or incorrect, we’ll replace it.

All items use standard U.S. sizing and are true-to-fit. Colors and designs may vary slightly from online mockups; small differences aren’t return-worthy.

Once your order ships, delays are in the carrier’s hands. We can’t refund shipping hiccups, but we’ll step in if things go seriously off track..

How returns work:

• Send a message from the contact page
• Take photos of the issue
• Wait for pre-approval before sending anything back
• We'll respond with in 2 business days and give you an email to send your photos.

Not covered: Buyer's remorse, changed your mind, went full MAGA (Yeah, right! Like that's gonna happen!)

Return postage back to us is the customer’s responsibility. Approved returns usually mean a replacement or store credit — and in rare cases, a refund if nothing else works.

You’ve got good taste (you’re here, after all). We’ll do our best to keep you happy and looking sharp.

Tl;dr: Drop us a note from contact page, explain the issue, snap some pics and we will start the return process. Watch for an email from us. All emails from us will originate from the Snarkable.com domain.

A: A small portion of our designs include elements created or enhanced with AI tools — image generation, layout tweaks and the like. But nothing goes live without a human designer giving it the stink eye first. All final products are reviewed and approved by actual people who care about quality, originality, and keeping it Snarkable. If you have concerns or questions about any of our methods or designs, please reach out through the contact page.

A: While we don’t rule it out in the future, personalization of our merchandise isn’t available right now. You’re just going to have to get the tattoo. 

A: That’s awesome, bud. Follow your dream! Right now, we are not accepting submissions nor applications. This is for both legal and logistical reasons. For the time being, we are going to push the merch we already have along with many different items and lines already in the planning stages. But like the Democratic Party, the T-Shirt business is a big tent and all are welcome to join. Maybe we’ll see you at the next clothing convention! 

A: We’re not here to play both-sides dress-up. We’re a print on demand shop, not a debate club.

We believe in democracy, human rights, and calling out fascist nonsense when we see it. If that comes off as “left-leaning,” maybe the bar’s just on the floor.

We’re not splitting the difference between reality and denial just to sell a T-shirt, dad. 

A: Totally fair question. Big platforms like Amazon can sell cheaper because they move massive volume, cut corners on quality, or source from mystery factories with mystery labor practices. We don’t do that.

Our shirts are soft, well-printed, and made to last—not disposable gag gifts. You’re also supporting a small, independent shop run by actual humans who care what goes out the door.

If you saw an identical design, feel free to send us the link at info@snarkable.com—we’d love to take a look.

A: We’re fully online—no storefront, no warehouse, no Main Street presence. Everything runs digitally, and we work with print on demand partners who handle production and shipping straight to your door.

Our printing partners have several locations, so your order is fulfilled from the one closest to you whenever possible. This keeps waste minimal, overhead low, and lets us focus on what matters: creating stuff worth smirking at.

A: Snarkable is our made-up word for anything so ridiculous, cringey, or on-the-nose it practically begsfor a sarcastic comment. It’s also fun to say out loud. Try it! Snaaark-a-ble. Snarkable. See? If it makes you roll your eyes, laugh-snort, or mutter “seriously?” under your breath—it’s Snarkable.  We just turned that vibe into a store.

A: First off, we love that energy. But you’re right—real change takes more than a bold T-shirt. Start by staying informed. We recommend checking out Pod Save America on Apple Podcasts or YouTube—it’s smart, sharp, and action-focused discourse from several former Obama staffers. We also love YouTubers like Destiny (Steven Kenneth Bonnell II)and Luke Beasley- definitely the wise-beyond-years youthful energy this side needs a heavy dose of. If you're on YouTube at all, you've probably seen the scathing anti-Trump/AntiFascism ads by Lincoln Project. The Bulwark comes from a similar political headspace in politics - both are great examples of how being anti-fascism doesn't mean you have to be a crunchy granola liberal - not that there's anything wrong with that! Next, consider volunteering with pro-democracy groups, especially as the midterms or major elections approach. Even a few hours can matter. And don’t underestimate the power of showing up: peaceful protests, community meetings, school boards—it all adds up. Wear the shirt and make moves.

A: We’d love to do that someday—but right now, we’re just trying to get our footing. We’re a tiny team (like, really tiny), and the paperwork, tax reporting, and legal red tape that come with donations are a bit much for us at this stage.

For now, every sale helps us stay independent—and helps put sharp, funny, truth-telling shirts out in the world. If they’re making someone think twice, or helping a disenchanted American feel seen for once, we call that a win. So will that be card or PayPal?

A: If George was paying us off, we’d have better Wi-Fi and an espresso machine in the break room of the office. And a break room. And an office. 

A: We love that curiosity—but we don’t have a traditional production house to tour. Everything is made through print on demand, which means our items are printed and shipped by third-party partners at various locations around the country. It’s efficient, but sadly not very tour-friendly.

And worst of all, we also will never meet those talented folks. But their work will live on in our hearts and right over your heart. Maybe your kid would like this video tour of one of our printing partners: Printful!

A: That is a complex question with an answer we are also trying to wrap our heads around as a company that is new to the industry. Economics is hard! We came into the market at a weird time, to say the least. In this era of economic uncertainty, supply chains are slowing down as the market for raw materials goes up. This makes the price of each color and size variant fluctuate in an unpredictable way. With the TACO man seemingly changing things up from minute to minute, well, it’s a lot. But we always strive to give the fairest price we can while maintaining a reasonable profit margin. 

A: As you are well aware, there are plenty of vendors on Etsy, Amazon, eBay and a slew of others that can accommodate your, er, taste. We can’t be your everything, sunshine. We do hope you eventually do get the help you need. (What —you can diagnose “TDS” all day and we’re the assholes? Pshaw. Pshaw right now.) Also, Pot, meet Kettle.

A: While an across the board approach to pricing might sound like the fairest way to go, that’s not how it works. A 4XL shirt uses significantly more fabric than an XS—almost 2.5 times as much.

On average:

• An XS shirt has a chest circumference of about 32 inches and a length of 26 inches, giving it a total surface area of roughly 1,664 square inches (front and back).

• A 4XL shirt has a chest circumference of about 60 inches and a length of 34 inches, totaling around 4,080 square inches of fabric (front and back).

It would take about 2.5 XS shirts’ worth of fabric to make a single 4XL shirt.

That’s why print on demand cost jumps at 2XL and again at 4XL—it’s not just size, it’s material cost and layout inefficiency. 

A: Great question! One of the first lessons we learned in pricing our first shirts was that certain colors cost more to make. This blew our minds, like, a lot. We thought there was a color fairy who worked at the factory who would sprinkle magic color dust onto the fabrics but no such luck! It turns out that lighter and standard colors (like white, black, navy, athletic heather) are usually the most affordable. Specialty colors—like vintage tones, bright neons, or pigment-dyed shades—often come at a higher base cost from the supplier. And since we print on demand, that price difference gets passed along, even if the design stays the same.

We keep things transparent so you’ll always see the final price before checkout. If you’re color-flexible, you might find the same design a few bucks cheaper on a different shirt base.

A: Just dip into our contact page and we’ll get back to you within 1–2 business days. Sometimes we’re quicker — that just means we’re paying attention. Real humans here, no bots, no canned replies.