Nope! Not Today, Spray Tan - Anti-Trump - Parody Protest Shirt - Unisex tee

"Nope! Not Today, Spray Tan!" Stand strong against the evil one with this witty play on the old curse-repellant "Not Today, Satan!" This T'-shirt won't make him go away but it will keep his faithful at bay, and that's worth the cost of the shirt alone.

WHAT IS PRINT ON DEMAND?
We don’t make a thing until you order it. That means less waste, no sad piles of unsold stuff, and a smarter, more sustainable way to shop. It takes a few extra days, but worth it for the planet and your closet.

SHIPPING
Most orders land in 5–9 days (printing + shipping). Need it faster? Expedited usually gets it to you in 2–4 days for a little extra. We ship Monday–Saturday, with U.S. partners positioned to keep delivery times short.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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