Relax, MAGA Zombies Don't Eat The Brainless - Funny Halloween Protest Shirt - Unisex Tee

Zombies eat brains. MAGA’s safe. This Halloween shirt brings the gore, the snark, and the perfect punchline for spooky season.

THE PRODUCT
• Super soft, combed ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort.
• Designed to be true-fit sizing but check our sizing chart below if you enjoy getting the tape measure out.
• Lightweight and breathable — easy to wear all year.
• Pre-shrunk so it stays true to size wash after wash.
• Side-seamed design for a more flattering fit.
• Shoulder taping for durability that holds its shape.

WHAT IS PRINT ON DEMAND?
This item is made just for you when you order—so it might take a smidge longer to arrive, but it’s worth the wait. Why? Printing on demand means less waste and no sad piles of unsold stuff. Luckily, our printing/shipping partners are strategically located throughout the lower 48 states so travel distance to your door is minimized. Thanks for keeping things smart and sustainable!

SHIPPING
Your order will typically arrive in 5–9 days, Monday through Saturday between 7 am and 6 pm CST — including the time it takes to print your item. Orders placed outside these hours will begin processing the next shipping day. Need it faster? Our expedited shipping option usually delivers in 2–4 days (but it will increase your total cost). For more details, check our shipping policies page or see our full FAQ.

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